Hiccups All Around

Note the time, down there by the comment button?
Yes, I'm up.......again.

Imagine being awakened by multiple vice grips being tightened around your quite ample belly.
The strength of which triggers thoughts of oh, Jesus Lord, it's still too early for this baby to come.
Which then ease up.
Which apparently causes hiccups.....in stereo.
Try to sleep through THAT.

I think I'll do some surfing and enjoy a lovely tangelo.....anyone want to join me?